I just have to share this.
About 5 minutes ago i was passing through the carpark at work on the way back up to the office when i saw a big bloke wearing a sleeveless t-shirt carrying a big black motorbike jacket and a helmet to match. He had huge tats on both of his arms. Thinking he was heading to his big black harley, i stopped a minute to see what he was going to take off on. He pulled on his big jacket and strapped on his helmet whilst walking towards a few bikes, and then the funniest thing happened. He climed onto a tiny little yellow scooter.
hmmm, guess you had to be there.